We are a nation of definite optimists striving to make our country better. Our mindset, that anything is possible, is what fuels us. We are a nation of ALPHAs!
As such we designed a shirt that tells the world we are not here to take part, we are here to take over.
First: It's tagless so you don't have to worry about that distracting "neck itch."
Second: We use a premium ultra-soft fabric which we guarantee will feel softer than anything in your drawer and fit you like a glove. It will keep its shape no matter if you're protecting our freedoms abroad, hammer curling 4 plates or on a road trip to every baseball park in this great nation!
Third: We put our name on it! That means it's backed by our legendary DIG IT OR DITCH IT! 100% money-back guarantee!
Forth: FREE shipping!